Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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