if i can run in heels then i can drive
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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