i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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