I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
