So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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