Ambien. No doubt about it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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