ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
The air taste purple.
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