meet me or not, i'm out of control
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize