Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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