Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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