is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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