He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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