no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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