Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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