"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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