It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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