My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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