We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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