i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
cat food counts as protein by the way
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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