you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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