Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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