if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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