I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i love accidental penises.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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