i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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