then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
