I bet he comes in French.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
ok first of all what the fuck
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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