found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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