Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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