Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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