where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
