why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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