What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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