I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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