So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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