god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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