HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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