redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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