Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
zippers are such a cool invention
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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