Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Someone came in the potted fern
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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