So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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