There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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