I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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