Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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