Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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