the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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