been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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