I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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