I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
