Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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