she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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