college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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