Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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