well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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