Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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